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可爱幽默的句子‖大家好 我是一只螃蟹 我的钳子没了 我没钳了

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可爱幽默的句子‖大家好 我是一只螃蟹 我的钳子没了 我没钳了

1、昨晚跟蚊子战了一宿,最后打成了平手,我没睡好, 它没吃饱。

Last night we fought mosquitoes all night.At last it was a draw.I didn sleep well. It wasn full.

2、突然有一股强烈的想要学习的欲望,幸好我自制力强,压下去了。

Suddenly there was a strong desire to learnFortunately, my self-control was strong and I was able to keep it down.

3、刚刚有人说我美,我把他拉黑了,都听腻了。

Just now someone said I was beautiful. Ive blacked him out. Im tired of listening to him.

4、我的头好痛 ,可能是知识太渊博了要溢出来了。

My head hurts. I may be too knowledgeable to spill over.

5、刚才我翻一个女孩子朋友圈翻着翻着就爱上了,觉得她太可爱了,退出来准备看看是谁,一看是我自己,不好意思。

Just now I turned over a circle of girls friends.I fell in love with her and thought she was too cute.Quit and get ready to see who it is.A look is my ownSorry.

6、今天在街上遇见老同学,想不到他居然这么穷,只往我碗里放了一块钱。

Today, I met an old classmate in the street. I didn think he was so poor that he only put a dollar into my bowl.

7、我老了以后怎么办?那些广场舞看起来很难。

What will I do when I get old?Those square dances look difficult.

8、我是个很自律的人,既然我说了要减肥,那我就一直说。

I am a very self-disciplined person. Since I said I want to lose weight, I have always said that.

9、现在的地下停车场设计得跟迷宫一样,每次都要找好久才能发现自己没有车。

Todays underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find out that you don have a car every time.

10、世界上有两种人最可爱 一种是记性差的 ,一种是我给忘了。

There are two kinds of people in the world who are loveliest, one with a poor memory and the other I forgot.

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