1、脑子是个好东西，现在发育，对于你还是很有必要的。
The brain is a good thing. Now its developing. Its still necessary for you.
2、在花一样的年纪里，你长成了一颗多肉植物。
At the same age as flowers, you grow into a succulent plant.
3、年纪轻轻，就知道用脸吓人了。
You e young, you know how to scare people with your face.
4、我看你没心没肺，体重应该很轻吧！
I see you don have heart and lung. Your weight should be very light!
5、讨厌我的人多了，你算哪块小饼干。
There are so many people who hate me. Which cookie are you.
6、憨批啥样你啥样，脸之大，不知其几千里也。
What a fool is like, what you are like, the face is so big that I don know its thousands of miles.
7、你腿长，你腿长，牙签上杵了个棒棒糖。
Your legs are long, your legs are long, and there is a lollipop on toothpick.
8、我该不会是遇到渣男了吧？
I don think Ill meet a scum man, will I?
9、我今天不好好把你收拾一顿，就把长字按短的写。
If I don clean you up today, Ill write long words by short ones.
10、你这个破了皮的虾米。
You, this skinned shrimp.
11、吃了扑腾蛾子吗？这么能闹腾。
Did you eat the moth? Its so noisy.
12、我矮是因为我被三种东西压着：智商、情商、颜值。
I am short because I am oppressed by three things: IQ, EQ and appearance.
13、真是猫改不了吃小鱼干。
Its true that cats can change their eating of dried fish.
14、拿你当人的时候，请你尽量装得像一点。
When taking you as a person, please try to look like a little.
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