1、天生我材必有用，两个小时都不动。
I am born to be useful, not to move for two hours.
2、一行白鹭上青天，我们挤在最中间。
A group of egrets on the blue sky, we squeezed in the middle.
3、借问酒家何处有，又被堵在高速口。
Asked where the restaurant is, it was blocked at the high-speed entrance.
4、不问酒家何处有，只问厕所何处有。
Don ask where the restaurant is, just ask where the toilet is.
5、犹抱琵琶半遮面，车上忘带方便面。
Still holding the pipa half-covered face, forget to bring instant noodles on the car.
6、山重水复疑无路，一觉醒来在原处。
Mountains multiply, streams double back I doubt theres not even a road;Wake up in the same place.
7、两个黄鹂鸣翠柳，到底还要堵多久。
Two Orioles are singing green willows. How long will it last.
8、万水千山总是情，让我先走行不行。
Thousands of rivers and mountains are always in love. Can you let me go first?
9、右边车道放心走，节后罚单通通有。
Take the right lane at ease,and there are all tickets after the holiday.
10、路见不平一声吼，高速路上来遛狗。
Roar when the road is rough. Walk the dog on the highway.
11、两岸猿声啼不住，一觉醒来在原处。
The apes on both sides of the Strait are singing incessantly. Wake up in the same place.
12、世界上最美的风景，再也不是回家的那段路。
The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home.
13、窗含西岭千秋雪，一觉醒来原地点。
The window contains a thousand autumn snow in Xiling. Wake up in the same place.
14、少小离家胖了归，钱没挣到肉成堆。
Little left home and went home fat. I didn make any money, but I made a lot of meat.
15、五一快乐，赴一场关于堵车的约会吧！
Happy may day, a date about traffic jams.
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