1、鱼和熊掌不可兼得，但穷和单身可以。
Fish and bear paws can be obtained at the same time, but poor and single can.
2、如果不能一夜暴富，两夜也行，半个月我也可以接受。
If I can get rich overnight, two nights is OK, and half a month is acceptable.
3、我交朋友从来不在乎他穷不穷，反正都没我穷。
I never care whether he is poor or not. No one is poorer than me.
4、年轻的时候，千万不要因为没钱而绝望，因为你要知道，以后没钱的日子还很多。
When you are young, don despair because you don have money, because you need to know that there will be many days when you don have money.
5、希望我能成为一个有趣又有钱的人，实在不行，光有钱也是可以的。
I hope I can be an interesting and rich person. If I can , just having money is OK.
6、最近不想聊天，没钱，说话不硬气。
I don want to chat recently. I don have money and I don have the courage to talk.
7、沉默是金，别跟我说话，我要攒钱。
Silence is gold. Don talk to me. I want to save money.
8、身上的肥肉不离不弃，口袋的钞票薄情寡义。
The fat on the body never leaves, the money in the pocket is fickle.
9、听说你喜欢干净的女孩，我就把钱花干净了。
I heard that you like clean girls, so I spent my money clean.
10、像我这么冲动的人，就应该被狠狠地打一笔钱。
People who are impulsive like me should be beaten hard by money.
11、都给我闪开，不要挡着我喝西北风。
Get out of my way. Don stop me from drinking "northwest wind".
12、穷不可怕，可怕的是穷的人是我。
Poverty is not terrible. What is terrible is that I am the poor.
13、突然发现我对未来所有的计划都有同一个开头：等我有钱了。
Suddenly I found that all my plans for the future had the same beginning: when I got rich.
14、一直很尊重人民币，没偷，没抢，没有。
I always respect RMB. I didn steal it, I didn rob it, I didn .
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