小屁孩才骂来骂去，我不一样，我会反弹。
Little ass just scold around, Im not the same, Ill bounce back.
这世界本没有脏话，游戏打多了就有了。
The world has no dirty words, the game played more there.
我还是很自卑，上街不敢牵别人女朋友的手。
I still have low self-esteem and dare not take someone elses girlfriends hand on the street.
为什么520除以3除不尽？因为小三是除不尽的。
Why is 520 divided by 3 divided? Because the junior three is endless.
世界上最远的距离，不是生与死，而是过完假期之后，你认不出长胖的我！
The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after the holidays, you do not recognize the fat me!
破锅自有破锅盖，尼姑自有和尚爱，只要爱情深似海，麻子脸上放光彩。
Breaking pot has its own broken pot cover, nuns have their own monk love, as long as love is like the sea, hemp face shines.
判断一个男孩子的品味好坏，就跟他谈恋爱，如果他不肯，说明品味还可以。
Judge a boys taste is good or bad, and he fell in love, if he refused, indicating that taste can also.
今天有点烦，但不知道怎么形容，我暂且称它为公主的烦恼。
Today is a little annoying, but do not know how to describe, I temporarily call it the princesss trouble.
这次期末考，我会用实力告诉你们，我们这个年级一共多少人。
This final exam, I will use strength to tell you how many people we have in this grade.
夜深人静的时候，每次都想问问自己是怎么做到学业和感情两边误的。
When the night is quiet, every time you want to ask yourself how to do both academic and emotional mistakes.
挣钱就像便秘，老难了。花钱就像拉稀，憋不住。
Making money is like constipation. Spending money is like thinning, you can hold it.
