1、我跟你不熟，你要不要发个红包在跟我套近乎。
Im not familiar with you. Do you want to send a red envelope to me.
2、我能想到最开心的事，就是看你慢慢变丑。
The happiest thing I can think of is watching you slowly become ugly.
3、我的眼里只有你没有别人，因为你的大脸挡住了我的视线。
My eyes only you, no one else, because your big face blocked my view.
4、我希望你以后住豪宅，开豪车，然后养我。
I hope you will live in a luxury house, drive a luxury car and support me.
5、我愿意用我闺蜜单身30年换我一次不挂科。
Im willing to use my best friends single life for 30 years for once.
6、我的好闺蜜答应我，不要便宜那些男人，你自己孤独终老好吗？
My best friend promised me not to bargain with those men. Would you like to die alone?
7、骂我，我可以忍，但你要动手，请打我闺蜜，她抗揍。
Scold me, I can bear, but you want to start, please beat my best friend, she resist to beat.
8、我发誓，如果我在熬夜玩手机，我闺蜜就找不到对象。
I swear, if I stay up late playing with my cell phone, my best friend won find a partner.
9、想当年你也是婀娜多姿，现如今一身五花肉。
Think that you were also graceful, now a body of flesh and blood.
10、手机内存在不够，也要把你的丑照留下。
If there is not enough in the mobile phone, you should also leave your ugly photos.
11、一直相互嫌弃，但又一直不离不弃。
We have always hated each other, but we have never abandoned each other.
12、我们要有福同享，但是有肉你先长。
We want to share happiness, but you grow first with meat.
13、我不想努力了，你赶快变成富婆养我。
I don want to work hard, you quickly become a rich woman to support me.
14、等我翅膀变硬了，我就带你吃遍全天下的美食。
When my wings become hard, I will take you to eat all over the world.
15、你一瓶，我一瓶，看看我们到底谁先不行。
One bottle for you and one for me. Lets see who can do it first.
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