1、我每天努力工作，努力让老板过上美好的生活。
I work hard every day to make my boss live a better life.
2、早知道人间有上班这回事，我当初就应该选择继续留在天上做神仙。
I should have chosen to stay in the sky to be an immortal.
3、一年总有那么360天不想上班，还有几天怎么说也应该意思一下。
There are always 360 days in a year when you don want to go to work. There are still a few days that I can say.
4、上班就像一段旧时代的婚姻，明明不幸福，但还是会选择它。
Going to work is like a marriage of the old times. Its not happy, but I still choose it.
5、闹钟响起的时候，我抓着闹钟往我脑门子上敲，终于把我敲醒了，我也请假了。
When the alarm clock rang, I grabbed the alarm clock and knocked on my brain. Finally, I woke up and asked for leave.
6、想来一场说走就走的旅行，但现实却是下班之后想走都走不了。
I want to go on a trip, but the reality is that I can even walk after work.
7、看着银行卡上的零，我默默的点上一根烟，明天就去工地搬砖。
Looking at the zero on the bank card, I quietly light a cigarette, and tomorrow I will go to the construction site to move bricks.
8、什么叫万死不辞，就是老板每天都可以把我气死，我依然不辞职。
What is "die hard", that is, the boss can make me angry every day, and I still don resign
.
9、上班是一种痛，这种痛体现在早起，加班，不放假。
Going to work is a kind of pain, which is reflected in getting up early, working overtime and not having a holiday.
10、时间告诉我，无理取闹的年纪过了，是时候上班了。
Time tells me that its time to go to work when Im old enough to make trouble.
11、咱们就好好上班，好好发钱，别跟我谈理想，我的理想就是不上班。
Lets go to work well and pay well. Don talk about ideals with me. My ideal is not to go to work.
12、当手里的工作太多不知道该如何下手时，就应该先拿起手机打一把刺激战场，刺激一下灵魂。
When the hands of the work is too much, do not know how to start, should first pick up a mobile phone to stimulate the battlefield, stimulate the soul.
