1、冷吗？冷就对了，温暖是留给有对象的人的。早安，单身人！
Is it cold? Cold is right, warmth is reserved for people with objects. Good morning, singles!
2、听说男孩子的被窝里三十度，请问有没有线下体验，主要是想走近科学。
I heard that the boys bed is 30 degrees. Is there any offline experience, mainly to get close to science?
3、单身好，单身妙，想和谁好和谁好。
Being single is good, being single is wonderful, and who you want to be good with.
4、我想处对象，有对象的不要，我怕被打；没有对象的不要，别人不要的我也不要。
Im looking for a boyfriend. If you have a girlfriend, I don want it. Im afraid of being beaten. And I don want people who don have girlfriends. And I don want what others don want.
5、与其吃恋爱的苦，还不如吃喝嫖赌。
It is better to eat, drink, whore and gamble than to suffer from love.
6、英雄不问出路，找我恋爱速度。
Heroes don ask where they come from. If you want to fall in love with me, speed up.
7、有需要电灯泡的吗？我想亲眼看看爱情。
Do you need a light bulb? I want to see love with my own eyes.
8、我不可以谈恋爱，如果我和你在一起，其他男孩子怎么办？
I can fall in love. If Im with you, what about other boys?
9、这么冷的天，单身狗可能升级成汪汪碎冰冰吧！
In such a cold day, a single dog may be upgraded to Wangwang broken ice!
10、说好一起做单身狗，你却偷偷撩了猫。
We agreed to be a single dog together, but you secretly seduced the cat.
11、人间事情太俗，不如一个人看日出。
Things in the world are too vulgar. Its better to watch the sunrise alone.
12、单身的男孩子叫单身狗，单身的女孩叫：狗不理。
A single boy is called a single dog. A single girl is called Goubuli.
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