1、没文化可以学，长得丑可以整，你心眼坏真的没法治。
No culture to learn, ugly can be whole, you have a bad heart, really no rule of law.
2、人和猪的区别就是：猪一直是猪，而人有时却不是人！
The difference between man and pig is: pig is always a pig, but man is not human sometimes!
3、个头大就一定厉害吗？恐龙不是照样灭绝了！
Is a big man necessarily good? Dinosaurs are not extinct!
4、你活着浪费空气，死了浪费土地，半死不活浪费人民币。
You waste air alive, land waste dead, and RMB half dead.
5、很多人不是心理疾病，而是心理残疾，治不好的。
Many people are not mental illness, but mental disability, which can not be cured.
6、老师让我们不要乱扔垃圾，不然我早把你丢了。
The teacher told us not to litter, or I would have lost you.
7、勾引我男人吗，我不过是把你当作发春的老母狗罢了。
Seduce my man? I just treat you as a spring dog.
8、有病你治病，你别找我啊，我又不是兽医。
If you have a disease, you can treat it. Don call me. Im not a veterinarian.
9、可能你出生的时候，被吓到过，到现在你还没回过神来。
Maybe when you were born, you were scared, but you haven recovered.
10、如果多吃鱼可以补脑让人变聪明的话，那么你至少得吃一对儿鲸鱼。
If eating more fish can make people smarter, you have to eat at least a couple of whales.
11、思想有多远，你就滚多远；光速有多快，你就滚多快。
You can roll as far as your thoughts go; you can roll as fast as the speed of light.
12、虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。
Although you are sprayed with cologne, I can still vaguely smell scum.
13、别张口闭口的就带着你爹你妈，你那么孝顺出来得瑟什么。
Don open your mouth and take your father and mother with you. You are so filial to get what you need.
14、你的小脑真发达，把大脑的地儿都占了。
Your cerebellum is so developed that it takes up all the space of your brain.
（图片源自网络，侵权联删）
