让人哭笑不得的幽默小句子 机灵有趣 活宝有才！

1、你不要和我吵架，要不然别人以为你是在嫉妒比你长得美的人。

Don quarrel with me, or others will think you are jealous of someone who is prettier than you.

2、你现在想骂我，只是因为还不够了解我，等了解了，你一定想打我的。

Now you want to scold me, just because you don know me well enough. When you do, you will certainly want to hit me.

3、以前虽然穷，但志气不穷，现在不同了，虽然一样穷，但认命了。

In the past, although being poor, but not poor in ambition, now everything is different, although I am as poor as before, but I resigned it.

4、总有人问我为啥不谈恋爱，我笑了，你们没去读清华，是因为不想吗？

People always ask me why I do not fall in love, I smiled, you did not go to Tsinghua, because you do not want to?

5、你要好好照顾自己，记得按时喝酒，定时熬夜。

Take good care of yourself, drink regularly and stay up late regularly.

6、我很有自知之明，所以和别人吃饭时我从不买单。

Im self-aware, so I never pay for meals when being with other people.

7、活着已经不容易了，就不要问我每个月挣多少钱了好吗？

Its not easy to live, so don ask me how much money I earn every month.

8、为什么要吵呢，就不能撸起袖子开始干架吗？

Why quarrel? Can you just roll up your sleeves and start fighting?

9、分享一个长高秘诀：穿增高鞋，且打死不告诉任何人。

Share a secret to growing taller. Wear shoes that are taller and don take them off in front of anybody.

10、没女朋友的不要着急，忍一忍，这辈子很快就过去了。

No girlfriend don worry, bear it, this life will soon be over.

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