1、掉头发的时候，感觉自己像一株蒲公英。
When I lose my hair, I feel like a dandelion.
2、如果夜里不能吃东西，为什么冰箱会有灯呢？
If you can eat at night, why is there a light in the refrigerator?
3、最能显示我有钱的地方，就是我身上的肉了。
The best place to show that I have money is the flesh on my body.
4、我问风扇我丑不丑，结果它摇了一晚上头。
I asked the fan if I was ugly, and it shook its head all night.
5、严于律己，甜以待人。
Be strict with yourself and treat others sweetly.
6、愿得一人心，永不再相亲。
May you win a heart and never meet again.
7、好看的锁骨千篇一律，有趣的肚子弹来弹去。
Good-looking collarbone stereotyped, interesting belly bounce to bounce.
8、你的小可爱未上线，请用红包激活。
Your little cutie is not online, please activate it with a red envelope.
9、我是个素食主义者，我只吃食草动物。
Im a vegetarian. I only eat herbivores.
10、有些人太狡猾，为了见我都跑到我梦里了。
Some people are so cunning that they run into my dreams to see me.
11、天要我胖，我不得不胖。
If God wants me to be fat, I have to be fat.
12、想做一个小朋友，可爱天真不知愁。
Want to be a child, lovely day really don know sorrow.
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