1、今日在线教追女生，包教包会，教不会我做你女朋友。
Today online teaching chasing girls, package teaching package will, teach me to be your girlfriend.
2、我在想到底要怎么样才能得到你，到底是用麻袋还是甜言蜜语。
Im thinking about how to get you, whether its sacks or sweet talk.
3、各位帅哥好，我正在创业，请扫我的二维码， 支持一下我的爱情事业。
Hello everyone, Im starting a business. Please scan my QR code to support my love career.
4、算命的说我旺夫，你要不要试一下。
The fortune teller said I, Wangfu, would you like to have a try.
5、也不知道是不是想要谈恋爱，但是嘴巴有点干。
I don know if I want to fall in love, but my mouth is a little dry.
6、你们不要拦着我，我现在就想吃点爱情的苦。
You don stop me, I want to eat some love now.
7、头像有人偷，网名有人偷，段子也有人偷，我这颗心怎么还没有人来偷。
The head portrait is stolen, the net name is stolen, and the jokes are also stolen. How come no one has stolen my heart.
8、别追长腿女神了，追我吧，我腿短，还很可爱。
Don go after the goddess of long legs. Go after me. I have short legs and Im cute.
9、不知道下雨的时候，天上会不会掉一个对象下来。
I don know if an object will fall from the sky when it rains.
10、十一月天气已经变冷了，有没有人可以温暖我。
Its getting cold in November. Is there anyone who can warm me.
11、上帝啊，拜托你一定要让他栽进我手里。
God, please make sure you let him fall into my hands.
12、我也想要那种，没事就带我出去玩的男朋友。
I want a boyfriend who takes me out when Im free.
13、不知道是不是我的手机型号不好，总是收不到男孩子的信息。
I don know if my mobile phone model is not good. I can get any information from boys.
14、一定要和我在一起，不要问我为什么，因为这条朋友圈仅你可见。
Be sure to be with me, don ask me why, because this circle of friends is only visible to you.
15、也不知道以后会是哪个倒霉蛋跟我在一起，好期待。
I don know which bad luck will be with me in the future. Im looking forward to it.
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