1、每天早上起床的第一个念头就是不想上班，想再多睡会。
The first thought of getting up every morning is that I don want to go to work and want to sleep more.
2、怎么说呢？每个月总有那么个30天不想上班。
How to put it? There are always 30 days a month when I don want to go to work.
3、明明可以靠颜值吃饭，为什么我会选择上班？
Why do I choose to work when I can rely on my appearance?
4、如果上班太难，那就祝我们早点下班。
If its too hard to go to work, wish us an early one.
5、觉得自己的性格真的不适合上班，只适合领工资。
I feel that my personality is really not suitable for work, only for salary.
6、上班和上学出奇的相似，上学盼放学，上班盼下班。
Going to work is very similar to going to school. Going to school is looking forward to the end of school, and going to work is looking forward to the end of work.
7、工作太累的时候，记得给自己写封辞职信，让自己开心一下。
When work is too tired, remember to write a letter of resignation to make yourself happy.
8、我挺不喜欢工作的，因为工作浪费了我的青春。
I don like work because it wastes my youth.
9、虽然我上班会迟到，但是我下班很准时呀。
Ill be late for work, but Im on time.
10、五十六种语言汇成一句话，未来的每一天都不想上班。
Fifty six languages in one sentence, I don want to go to work every day in the future.
11、贫穷限制了我一切，它还命令我出去上班。
Poverty limits everything, and it orders me to go out to work.
12、我是真的不想上班，但是我家里没有矿，也没有猪。
I really don want to go to work, but I don have any mines or pigs at home.
13、上班就像旧时代的婚姻，明明不幸福，还要相守到底。
Going to work is like marriage in the old days. Its not happy, but we have to stay together to the end.
14、早知道人间有上班这回事，当初就不应该来到凡间渡劫。
If I had known that there was work in the world, I shouldn have come to the world at the beginning.
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