1、今年我要送圣诞爷爷一个圣诞奶奶，这样明年的圣诞节我就可以收到两份礼物。
This year Im going to give my grandfather Christmas a grandma Christmas, so I can get two presents next Christmas.
2、圣（剩）诞（单）快乐，送给单身的娃娃们。
Merry Christmas to single dolls.
3、如果你们今年没有收到圣诞礼物，那是因为我把圣诞老人给买通了。
If you don get Christmas presents this year, its because Ive bought Santa.
4、不知道圣诞老人是哪家快递，整了这么多年还没有来，差评。
I don know which express is Santa Claus. I haven come here for so many years. Im not sure.
5、圣诞礼物还没有收到吧，你们要不要到我这把我这个小可爱给领走。
I haven received the Christmas gift yet. Would you like to come to me and take me away.
6、你们圣诞节应该都在过圣诞节吧，但我不一样，我可能得加班。
You should all spend Christmas on Christmas, but Im different. I may have to work overtime.
7、亲爱的圣诞老人，我圣诞节只有一个梦想，那就是让我变成富婆吧。
Dear Santa Claus, I have only one Christmas dream, that is, let me become a rich woman.
8、今年的圣诞节，我不要苹果，也不要礼物，只希望你永远单身，永远永远。
This Christmas, I don want apples or gifts. I just want you to be single forever.
9、如果圣诞节那天你被装进麻袋里，请不用怀疑你被绑架了。
If you are put into a sack on Christmas day, please do not suspect that you have been kidnapped.
10、今年的愿望是希望圣诞爷爷将期末考试的答案都塞在我的枕头下。
This years wish is that Santa will tuck all the final exam answers under my pillow.
11、平安夜的时候，大家记得要吃苹果，圣诞节的时候记得吃圣诞树。
Christmas Eve, we remember to eat apples, Christmas time remember to eat Christmas tree.
12、我跟圣诞爷爷说，你的礼物是我，而你是我的小朋友。
I told my grandfather Christmas that your present was me and you were my little friend.
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