千万别动！你左脑全是水，右脑全是面粉，不动便罢了，一动全是浆糊！
Don move! Your left brain is full of water, your right brain is full of flour, its just not moving, its all paste!
你不懂我，我不怪你，但你要惹我，就别怪我无情无义。
If you don understand me, I don blame you, but if you want to provoke me, don blame me for being merciless.
听你说话，我的智商被你拉下去两倍，你还是爬远一点吧！
Listen to you, my IQ has been pulled down twice by you, youd better climb away!
从来没有一个比你更愚蠢，更荒唐的生物被允许成为大地的寄生虫了。
There has never been a more stupid, ridiculous creature allowed to become a parasite of the earth.
春天都过去了，油菜花都凋谢了，秋天都到了，不知道怎么回事有些人又居然开始发春了！
Spring has passed, rape flowers have withered, autumn has arrived, I do not know what happened, some people actually began to spring!
别做点错事就把什么脏水都往自己身上泼，姐还要留着冲厕所呢。
Don do something wrong and pour all the dirty water on yourself. I have to keep it to flush the toilet.
你以为你元气满满，不过是别人眼中的自编自演。
You think you are full of vitality, but in the eyes of others.
这年头，不是搜狐就是搜狗，咋就搜不着你呢。
These days, Sohu or Sogou can find you.
你说女人卸了妆就是过万圣节？那你们男人脱了裤子还过儿童节呢！
You say women take off their makeup for Halloween? Then you guys take off your pants and celebrate childrens Day!
你的发型不配脸型，脸型不配身型，身型不配腿型，一看就是畸形。
Your hairstyle doesn match your face shape, your face shape doesn match your body shape, your body shape doesn match your leg shape. Its deformed at first sight.
不好意思，我穷我不敢碰您，因为真的真的怕买洗手液沐浴露买破产啊。
Sorry, Im poor, I dare not touch you, because Im really afraid to buy hand sanitizer and shower gel.
（图片和素材源自网络，侵权联删）
