做一天尼姑撞一天钟，佛祖说：堕落即是再生，俺去堕落了，别吵，吵醒我就掐死你。
我最大的愿望就是吃西瓜的时候轻轻一摇，西瓜籽都哗啦哗啦地掉了出来，然后我就可以吧唧吧唧地吃西瓜了。
My biggest wish is to eat the watermelon when a little shake, watermelon seeds all fell out clattering, and then I can chew watermelon slurp.
“看那些黑衣人！”“他们在哪儿，我保护你？”“嘻嘻，逗你玩儿呢。”
Look at the men in black!"Where am I protecting you?" "Im just teasing you."
一天，派大星离开了。海绵宝宝告诉他：“我没有哭，我没有哭，我在笑。但微笑并不意味着一切都好。”
One day, Patrick left.Spongebob told him, "Im not crying. Im not crying. Im laughing."But a smile doesn mean everything is ok.
实在是太喜欢海绵宝宝了才写这句话的，他从来都是笑着的
聊天实在没有话题的时候，偷偷问一句：你今天吃了多少颗米饭？保证就有话聊了。
How much rice did you eat today?
我要用气质做一个流氓，用品位做一个色狼，用知识做一个文盲！
I want to aspire to do a hooligan with temperament, do a sexual predator with grade, do a knowledge of illiteracy!
“别吃那么多啦” “肉又不长你身上你害怕什么” “你太胖了的话，就卡在我心里出不来了”。
"Don eat so much" "Meat and not grow you afraid of what" "you are too fat stuck in my heart can not come out".
"你为什么那么喜欢玩神庙逃亡啊" "因为我喜欢被人追的感觉" "可是追你的那些人都是禽兽"。
"Why do you like temple Run so much?" "Because I like being chased." "But those chasing you are beasts."
那里有条河，跳进去做什么？别想歪了，我叫你捉鱼去呢。
There is a river. What is it called to jump into it?Don get it wrong. I told you to catch fish.
在大学中懂得的道理，知道了，也就毕业了
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