1、床以外的地方，都是远方，这个冬天，我注定到不了远方。
All the places beyond the bed are far away. This winter, I am destined not to be far away.
2、不想起床，让人陷进去无法自拔的，不是爱情，是被窝。
Don want to get up, let people fall into, can not extricate themselves, is not love, is the quilt.
3、尊敬的起床困难户：您此次起床共用了5分钟，您已击败了全国10%的用户。
Dear households with difficulty in getting up: it took you 5 minutes to get up this time, and you have defeated 10% of the users in China.
4、起床困难户，起个床，容易吗，又是被拖，又是被拉的。
Its easy to get out of bed for those who are difficult to get up. They are dragged and pulled.
5、闹钟，如果你想叫我起床，除非你找到一个充分的理由，否则我就躺给你看。
Alarm clock, if you want to wake me up, unless you find a good reason, Ill show you.
6、如果有来生，我一定要做一床被子，不是躺在床上，就是在晒太阳！
If there is an afterlife, I must make a quilt, not lying in bed, is in the sun!
7、不想起床，因为被子生病的，需要照顾。
Do not want to get up, because the quilt is sick, need to take care of.
8、想到明天还有好多事要做，只好睡到后天。
Thinking that there are many things to do tomorrow, I have to sleep until the day after tomorrow.
9、上了生活的床，做快乐的海盗。
On the bed of life, to be a happy pirate.
10、起床是种能力，赖床是种技术，我能力有限，但技术却很高。
Getting up is a kind of ability, lying in bed is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.
11、地球不重启，我就不早起。
If the earth doesn restart, I won get up early.
12、躺上床的那一刻，我好像找到了真爱。
The moment I lay in bed, I seemed to find true love.
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