这歌本来就是满腹的牢骚，怎么和谐得了，和谐了就没味了。你要求介绍的排版我还真不会排，反正就一句话后面一句翻译了。
In 1987, the Midnight Riders were asked to participate in a childrens charity Christmas album with their rock peers.
1987年午夜骑士乐队以及他们的同行被邀请参加儿童慈善圣诞专辑的录制，
The Riders refused.
但午夜骑士拒绝了。
In a 1993 Guitar God Magazine article, Dusty explained: "Givin kids charity just makes em weak, man. Teach a kid to fish, he can eat fish his whole life. Teach a kid NOT to fish, he starves to death. Where I come from thats murder, Homes."
Dusty在1993年《Guitar God 》杂志里面的一篇文章里解释道：“老兄，对孩子施予慈善只能使他们更弱。教孩子钓鱼，他这辈子都能吃到鱼；教孩子别去钓鱼，他只能饿死。如果我对他们施善，那相当于谋杀，这是我从福尔摩斯那里学来的。”
A few years later, the Riders grudgingly agreed to participate in a 1998 Christmas album in exchange for not having to do 30,000 hours of community service.
几年后，骑士乐队不情愿地同意参加1998年圣诞专辑，以换得不做30000小时的社区服务。
"All I Want For Christmas is to Kick Your Ass" was written, recorded and mailed in less than one hour.
一曲《圣诞节唯一想做的》不到1小时的时间里就创作出来、录制好并且寄出。
All I Want For Christmas 歌名《圣诞节唯一想做的》
Lyrics: 歌词：
Haha hoho O(∩_∩)O哈哈~，吼吼~~
Alright 好吧
Merry Christmas 剩蛋快乐
Yeah 也~
Im naughty, not so nice 我很坏，不那么正派
Someone who wants you dead. 甚至想你去死
Know when you e sleeping and I know when you wake. 我知道你什么时候睡着了，什么时候醒着。
Got a sock full of bolts and Im hiding under your bed. 把你的圣诞袜装满螺栓，我会藏到你床底下
Got your cookies, got your milk 吃掉你的曲奇，喝掉你的牛奶
Got my shotgun trained on the chimney 端起我的猎枪瞄准烟囱
Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass! 敢抢我的女人，圣诞节唯一想做的就是踹你屁屁
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass! 圣诞节唯一想做的就是踹你屁屁
White big gloves, satin suit looking down on me from your sleigh 白色大手套，缎面的西装，你从雪橇上面俯视我
All I wanted was my blue eyed babe but with his sack and his grin he winked and they rolled away 我唯一想要的就是我碧眼的可人儿，但是你带着招牌式的笑容半路杀出，眼睛一闪你们就在我面前消失了。
Got your cookies, got your milk 吃掉你的曲奇，喝掉你的牛奶
Got my pit bull chained to the chimney 把我的比特犬栓在你的烟囱旁
Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass! 敢抢我的女人，圣诞节唯一想做的就是踹你屁屁
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass! 诞节唯一想做的就是踹你屁屁
Yeah! 也~！
Got a list, I checked it once. 我列了单子，把你干的坏事核对了一遍
No need to check it twice. 不需要核对第二遍
All I know is tonight Im gonna pound ya 我只知道今晚我要放倒你丫的
Take my woman and you e gonna pay the price. 敢抢我的女人，你就得付出代价
Got the ghost of Christmas present 待我把你变成圣诞夜的鬼魂
You e the ghost of Christmas past 圣诞过后你就真的是鬼魂了
Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass! 敢抢我的女人，圣诞节唯一想做的就是踹你屁屁
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass! 圣诞节唯一想做的就是你踹你屁屁！
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass! 圣诞节唯一想做的就是你踹你屁屁！
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass! 圣诞节唯一想做的就是你踹你屁屁！
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