1.每天早上都被自己帅醒，难怪我都很晚起床！
Every morning I wake up by my own being so handsome,no wonder I often get up so late!
2.原来小时候，我只是同情心的练习对象！
It turns out that when I was a child, I was just an exercise in compassion.
3.吃完一盘臭豆腐，原来这就是嘴巴过期的味道。
After eating a plate of stinky tofu, I realize that this is the taste of expired mouth.
4.天亮了，噩梦，你可以下班了。
It is daybreak, nightmare. You can leave from work now.
5.城市突然下了雨，于是充满着酸言酸雨。
Suddenly it rained hard in the city, so it was filled with acid words and acid rain.
6.一旦饥饿，我就现出原形了。
When Im hungry, I will show my true colors at that time.
7.今天太热了，风扇，要免费请你加班了！
Its too hot today, fan, please work overtime for free!
8.有失才有得，铅笔牺牲寿命才换来锐利！
Only by lossing somthing can you get something, pencil sacrifice its life and becomes successful for being sharp!
9.看到你如此幸福，我连吃饭的心情都没有了！
Seeing you being so happy, I even have no mood to eat!
10.这个饱嗝的化学成分真是调得刚刚好！
The chemical composition of this burpI make is just so right!
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