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1、有的人为减肥做出最大的努力，就是在吃火锅、吃烤肉，吃蛋糕的时候，配一瓶无糖饮料。

Some people make the greatest effort to lose weight, is to eat hot pot, barbecue, eat cake, with a bottle of sugar free drink.

2、本想瘦得倾国倾城，没想到胖的五花三层。

I wanted to be skinny, but I didn expect to be fat.

3、健身卡办了5个月，一斤没瘦，是时候亲自去健身房看看到底哪儿出了问题。

The fitness card has been applied for 5 months, but I haven lost weight. Its time to go to the gym in person to see whats wrong.

4、我叫斧新，最近减肥瘦了两斤，你们可以叫我父亲。

My name is Fuxin. Ive lost two pounds recently. You can call me father.

5、为什么减肥不能嘴上说说，我除了嘴，哪里还会说话。

Why weight loss can be said in the mouth, in addition to the mouth, where will talk.

6、还有三个月就过生日了，我现在吃个蛋糕不过分吧！

My birthday is three months away. Im eating a cake now. Its not too much!

7、对于体重秤，我只想说一句话：眼不见，心不烦。

For the scale, I just want to say a word: out of sight, out of mind.

8、我想对那些辛苦减肥的孩子说，人类千辛万苦爬到食物链的最高峰不是为了吃素的。

I want to say to those kids who are struggling to lose weight that humans are not climbing to the top of the food chain to be vegetarian.

9、代喝奶茶，特别想喝，又怕长胖的，给我20快，我替你喝，然后告诉你奶茶的味道。

Drink milk tea instead, especially want to drink, and afraid of growing fat, give me 20 fast, I drink for you, and then tell you the taste of milk tea.

10、请大家一定要记住一句话，早饭一定要吃，不是因为健康不健康的问题，而是因为这是你一天当中最便宜的一顿饭。

Please remember that breakfast must be eaten, not because of unhealthy health, but because it is the cheapest meal of the day.

11、心事都憋在心里，难怪我瘦不了呢？

I keep my mind in my heart. No wonder I can lose weight.

12、减肥真的好暴力，不吃饭饿的我想打人，吃完饭又想打我自己。

Losing weight is really violent. I want to beat people if I don eat. I want to hit myself after dinner.

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