1、老师：“为什么我听到有同学在讲话？”
“因为你有耳朵”
Teacher: "why do I hear someone talking?"
"Because you have ears"
2、表白其实不是一件好事，因为显得手比较黑。
Its not a good thing to say it, because its dark.
3、别总问我为什么那么喜欢去迪士尼，你有见过公主不回家的道理吗？
Don always ask me why I like going to Disneyland so much. Have you ever seen the reason why the princess doesn go home?
4、从前有个小孩叫小明，小明没听见。
Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiao Ming. Xiao Ming didn hear him.
5、有一天，我在街上拿走了乞丐的饭碗，竟然治好了他多年的残疾。
One day, I took the beggars rice bowl in the street and cured him of his disability for many years.
6、泡面不要以为你烫了卷发，我就不认识你。
Don think you have curly hair, I don know you.
7、手指受伤了，现在只能算9以内的加减法了。
My finger is injured. Now I can only add and subtract within 9.
8、“我做错什么要来到这个学校”“”你做错了题。”
"What did I do wrong to come to this school?" "you did the wrong question."
9、我喜欢在知识的海洋里遨游，虽然经常溺水。
I like to swim in the ocean of knowledge, though I often drown.
10、她生气了，夺门而出，我冲到楼下拦住她，把门夺了回来。
She got angry and ran out of the door. I rushed downstairs to stop her and snatched the door back.
11、我希望他过上童话里的生活，因为童话里的坏人下场都很惨。
I hope he lives a life in fairy tales, because the bad guys in fairy tales end badly.
12、我不会离开你，就像数学题一样，说不会就不会。
I won leave you, just like a math problem. If I say no, I won .
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