开开心心的睡觉才叫睡觉啊，拉着一张苦瓜脸揣着心事睡觉那叫暂时去世。
Happy sleep is called sleep, pull a bitter melon face with a worry sleep that is called temporary death.
我问风扇我丑吗？它摇了一晚上的头。
I asked the fan if I was ugly? It shook its head all night.
我太喜欢生气了，我就应该跟灭火器谈恋爱。
I like being angry so much that I should fall in love with fire extinguishers.
我看着月亮说：“你看这月亮又大又圆。” 月亮看着我说:“你看这秃头又光又亮。”
I looked at the moon and said, "look, the moon is big and round." The moon looked at me and said, "look at this bald head, its light and bright."
我的朋友玩游戏被骗了2300，骑着摩托车去警察局报案，结果因为摩托没挂牌被扣了摩托车。
My friend was cheated 2300 when playing games. He rode his motorcycle to the police station to report the case. As a result, he was detained because the motorcycle was not listed.
你和莎士比亚有一半像，
“ 哪里像？” “ 莎比 ”。
You e half like Shakespeare,
"where?" "Shabby.".
朋友让上拼多多买东西，我怕麻烦说没下载，他们更兴奋了，说新用户砍得多。
My friends asked me to buy more things. Im afraid they didn download them. They were more excited and said that new users cut down a lot.
发文案的时候一个比一个温柔，现实中生起气时，八头牛都拉不回来。
When sending out the copy, each is gentler than the other. When getting angry in reality, eight cows can come back.
养鱼挺麻烦的，每周要换一次水，我经常忘记，后来就只好一周换一次鱼了。
Its very troublesome to raise fish. I have to change the water once a week. I often forget it. Later, I had to change the fish once a week.
为什么别人都有甜甜的恋爱，我只有秃秃的脑袋。
Why do other people have sweet love? I only have a bald head.
摆摊卖啥不重要，不卖吃的就行，我怕摆地摊还没开张，就被自己吃没了。
Its not important to set up a stall to sell anything. Its ok if you don sell food. Im afraid that the stall will be eaten by myself before its opened.
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