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朋友圈人气超高的搞笑句子 读起来又觉得很可爱!

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朋友圈人气超高的搞笑句子 读起来又觉得很可爱!

天上的星星真好看,你能帮我摘几颗放在我的段位上吗?

The stars in the sky are so beautiful. Can you pick some for me and put them on my lap?

世界上最美的事,就是吃饱了睡觉有空调。

The most beautiful thing in the world is to eat, sleep and have air conditioning.

只要心中有课,走到哪里都是上课。

As long as there is a class in the heart, go everywhere is a class.

“特别能吃苦”这几个字,我想了想,我只做到了特别能吃。

The words "especially able to bear hardships ", I think, I only achieve the special can eat.

多少年过去了,唯一不变的还是那颗想发财的心。

How many years have passed, the only thing that doesn change is the heart that wants to be rich.

我每天除了吃饭的时间全在减肥,你还说我没有毅力。

I lose weight every day except when I eat, and you say I don have perseverance.

打败我的不是天真,是天真的很冷。

Its not naive to beat me, its naive and cold.

最近看新闻说走路玩手机很危险,吓得我赶紧跑起来玩。

Recently, I watched the news that it was dangerous to walk and play with my mobile phone.

女人是麻烦,男人就喜欢自找麻烦。

Women are trouble, men like to ask for trouble.

当幸福来敲门的时候,我怕我不在家,所以一直都很宅。

When happiness knocks at the door, Im afraid Im not at home, so Im always at home.

我承受了这个年纪不该有的饭量。

Im suffering from what I shouldn have had at this age.

你过得好不好别人未必知道,但你一胖别人一眼就知道了。

You don know if you e okay, but youll know when you e fat.

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