一看就觉得贼可爱的沙雕句子 很皮很有趣 句句乐翻天！

1、今天我要请客，请大家什么呢？请大家喜欢我。

Im going to treat you today. What would you like? Please like me.

2、我这么热爱数学，你却只给我写名字的权利。

I love math so much, but you only give me the right to write my name.

3、闭嘴，我们之间除了恋爱无话可谈。

Shut up, we have nothing to talk about except love.

4、我要超级酷，但是如果你要和我聊天的话，我可以不酷那么一小会。

I want to be super cool, but if you want to talk to me, I can be a little bit less cool.

5、想发一个可爱的句子，想来想去都没有你可爱。

Want to send a lovely sentence, I think for a moment, they are not as cute as you.

6、锄禾日当午，上班好辛苦，上完一上午，还有一下午。

Weeding till noon, its very hard to go to work. After the whole morning, there is still an afternoon.

7、一辈子都在躲雨，雨会难过吗？

A lifetime in shelter, the rain will be sad?

8、我后来想了想，我不耽误你，还会有别人耽误你，那我不甘心，还是我来耽误你吧！

I later thought, I do not delay you, there will be others delay you, then I am not reconciled, or I delay you!

9、生活终于对我这朵小花洒水了。

Life has finally watered my little flower.

10、希望我可以变成一瓶可乐，不开心的时候跳一跳，就会冒出许多甜甜的泡泡了。

I hope I can become a bottle of coke. If I jump when Im not happy, many sweet bubbles will appear.

11、想吃饭要减肥，那就晚上吃，趁脂肪都睡了。

If you want to eat and lose weight, eat it at night. While fat is sleeping.

12、我严重怀疑丘比特是不是把我的箭拿去烤串了。

I seriously doubt if Cupid took my arrow to the kebab.

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