1、时间告诉我，我无理取闹的年龄该过了，到了该装13的时候了
Time tells me that its time for me to make a fuss. Its time to pack 13.
2、如果长得帅也是一种错误，那么我已经罪恶滔天了。
If its a mistake to be handsome, then Im guilty.
3、我记得我小时候最爱玩的就是捉迷藏，等他们都藏好了，我就回家吃饭。
I remember that when I was a child, my favorite game was hide and seek. When they were all hidden, I would go home for dinner.
4、如果你不怕麻烦的话，那就麻烦你跟我在一起吧。
If you e not afraid of trouble, please stay with me.
5、如果你在刷牙的时候感到恶心干呕，那麻烦你不要对着镜子刷牙了。
If you feel nauseous and retch while brushing your teeth, please don brush your teeth in the mirror.
6、你说你是我朋友，我知道，动物的确也是人类的朋友。
You say you are my friend. I know that animals are also friends of human beings.
7、我同学给我补习了三个月功课，终于，他的成绩也降下来了。
My classmate tutored me for three months. At last, his grades also dropped.
8、嫌对象消息回得慢怎么办，换我，我回得快。
I don think its too fast for me to get back to you.
9、虽然你是我的优乐美，但垃圾桶才是你最终的归宿。
Although you are my United States, but the garbage can is your ultimate destination.
10、一个人久了，连煮个饺子都得把粘在一起的俩个分开。
One person for a long time, even cooking dumplings have to separate the two glued together.
11、我老了该怎么办，那些广场舞看起来好难。
What should I do when Im old? Those square dances look so hard.
12、如果你看不上我，请尽快把眼睛捐给有需要的人。
If you don like me, please donate your eyes to those in need as soon as possible.
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