如果有来生 我要当条被子
不是躺在床上 就是在晒太阳
If there is another life I want to be a quilt
Either lying in bed or in the sun
总觉得，床吧，铺得太整齐，会有点安度晚年的意思。嗯，还是凌乱些，比较有朝气。
Always feel, the bed, the bed is too neat, will have a little bit of the meaning of peace and old age.A: Well, its still a little messy, more youthful.
真羡慕我同桌有一个那么可爱那么善良的同桌
I really envy my deskmate has a so lovely so kind deskmate
等我有钱了，我就带我最讨厌的人去最好的神经病院。
When I get rich, I will take my most hated person to the best mental hospital.
你们有没有感觉一些男生有了媳妇就忘了闺蜜啊
Have you ever felt that some guys forget their girlfriends when they have wives
你平时对我太坏了 我好害怕你 害怕到看到你头上有个鸟屎我都不敢告诉你
You are so mean to me that Im so scared that I dare not tell you when I see a bird droppings on your head
听说你离开之后过得不好，虽然替你难过，但替自己开心。
I heard that you have had a bad time since you left. Although I am sorry for you, I am happy for myself.
如果有一天你想要离开我了，那么我一定不会难过，我会努力地活得更加的快乐幸福，让你知道失去我是你的损失。
If one day you want to leave me, then I will not be sad, I will try to live more happy, let you know that losing me is your loss.
我的爱好有两种，分静态和动态，静态是睡觉，动态是翻身。
My hobby has two kinds, cent static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.
你挺喜欢我 是因为你不了解我 你要是了解我 哼 你还不得爱死我
You like me because you don know me. You wouldn love me if you knew me
等你去厕所没纸的时候我就拿着纸站在厕所门口问你爱不爱我
When you go to the toilet without paper, I will take the paper standing at the door of the toilet and ask you whether you love me or not
无论时间如何流逝，日后的我，都不会忘记当初爱你时的心情
No matter how time goes by, I will never forget how I felt when I loved you in the future
