鸡蛋鸭蛋荷包蛋，不爱我是小坏蛋。
Eggs, duck eggs, poached eggs, do not love me is a little bad egg.
芋头鸭头菜头，为什么没人爱我这个小猪头。
Taro duck head vegetable head, why no one loves me this little pig head.
刚有一个很美丽的女人在我面前，我们相视了很久，谁都没有打破这份平静…直到我的手麻了，才慢慢放下镜子。
Just had a very beautiful woman in front of me, we looked at each other for a long time, no one has broken this calm，Until my hands numb, I slowly put down the mirror.
不听话的猪，看不到日出。
A disobedient pig cannot see the sunrise
我只是一只小猪，吃吃睡睡不该有罪恶感。
Im just a little pig. I shouldn feel guilty about eating, sleeping and sleeping.
一杯奶茶的含糖量相当于5瓶可乐，脂肪含量相当于6包薯条，小小的一杯奶茶里面，竟然包含了那么多美食，真是物超所值。
The sugar content of a cup of milk tea is equivalent to 5 bottles of cola, and the fat content is equivalent to 6 bags of French fries. A small cup of milk tea contains so many delicious foods, which is really worth the price.
不哭不哭，眼泪是珍珠，哭多了变猪。
If you don cry, tears are pearls. If you cry more, you will become a pig.
分享一个长寿秘诀，保持呼吸，不要断气。
Share a secret of longevity. Keep breathing. Don let go of breath.
我的朋友让我好感动，即使手机空间不足，也不舍得删我一张丑照。
My friends let me very moved, even if the mobile phone space is not enough, also willing to delete a ugly picture of me.
凡事看得开，生活才能嗨。
Everything is open, life can be hi.
刚刚泡了一个小哥哥，不小心把他烫死了。
I just had a little brother who was scalded to death by accident.
你凌晨五点二十坐海边等日出，给喜欢的人发海浪的声音，他十一点醒了回你，“什么玩意？”
You sit on the beach at 5:20 a.m. and wait for the sunrise to make waves for someone you like. He wakes you up at 11:00 a.m. "what is it?"
没钱用的时候跟我说，让我知道不止我一个人，没钱用。
Tell me when you don have money. Let me know that Im not the only one.
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