1、我每天都坚持做仰卧起坐，晚上一个仰卧，早上一个起坐。
I do sit ups every day. I lie on my back in the evening and get up in the morning.
2、珍珠奶茶搞一杯，明天帅哥把你追。
Make a cup of pearl milk tea, and the handsome man will chase you tomorrow.
3、你们以后还是远离我吧，我想清楚了，大家需要的是一个能经常逗笑大伙的好姐妹，而不是我这样让人眼前一亮的美女。
Youd better stay away from me later. I think its clear that what you need is a good sister who can often make people laugh, not a beautiful woman like me.
4、我们还是不要再见面了，洗头好累，洗发水好贵。
Lets not meet again. Shampoo is so tired and expensive.
5、你看天上的星星多吗，都是你排位掉下来的。
Do you see that there are many stars in the sky? They are all fallen from your position.
6、没想到今年第一个拉我入怀的人是钟馗，没想到今年第一个送我回家的人是大乔，没想到今年第一个炮我的人是黄忠。
I didn expect Zhong Kui to be the first one to pull me into my arms this year, Daqiao to be the first one to send me home this year, and Huang Zhong to be the first one to shoot me this year.
7、抛个硬币，摔碎了今天就不喝奶茶了。
Toss a coin, break it, and don drink milk tea today.
8、与其这样嘘寒问暖，还不如给我打笔巨款，让我感受一下人情温暖。
Its better to give me a huge sum of money to let me feel the warmth of the world.
9、分手后马上换男朋友的可以跟我互删了，
换来换去都轮不到我，什么意思？
After breaking up, I can delete my boyfriend immediately. I can change it. What do you mean?
10、减肥果然是第二大事，第一大事是吃好喝好。
Losing weight is really the second thing, the first thing is eating well and drinking well.
11、老师：谁能用欲罢不能造句？小明：家里的浴霸不能用了，害得我一年没有洗过澡！
Teacher: who can stop making sentences? Xiaoming: the bath bully in my family can be used, which makes me haven bathed in a year!
12、老天爷，请保佑我的朋友们单身，这样我这个单身狗心里会舒服一些。
God, please bless my friends to be single, so that my single dog will feel better.
13、要出去走走了，毕竟这么好的一张脸总是藏在家里，是社会的一大损失。
To go out for a walk, after all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.
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