薏仁做事薏仁汤，小丁做事小叮当。
Barley Job Barley Soup, Xiao Ding does things Jingle.
我又不是小馒头，整天胖什么？！
Im not a bun, Whats fat all day?!
希望可以变成一罐可乐，不开心的时候跳一跳，就会冒出许多甜甜的泡泡。
I hope it can be a can of coke. When Im not happy, I jump, and there will be many sweet bubbles.
终于突破了事业的瓶颈，还有瓶盖。
Finally, we broke through the bottleneck of our business and the bottle cap.
最近压力很大，好像有一只大象单脚站在我脑门上。
Theres been a lot of pressure recently, Its like an elephant standing on my forehead with one foot.
世界干脆就此终结吧，太阳再也不要升起了，但想想还是算了，我的脆脆鲨还没吃完。
Its the end of the world, The sun will not rise, But just think about it, I haven eaten my crispy shark yet.
她们都很迷人，我不一样，我很烦人。
They e all charming. Im different. Im annoying.
吃了一个有酒窝的桃子，赶走了一天的不开心。
I ate a peach with a dimple, Drive away the unhappiness of the day.
有些人总是发信息问我 “在干嘛” ，却从来不问，“天热了，请你喝杯冰奶茶怎么样？”
Some people always send messages to ask me "what are you doing?" but they never ask, "its hot. How about a cup of Iced Milk Tea?"
饿了，不知道吃什么，想吃点爱情的苦。
Hungry, I don know what to eat, want to eat some love.
让我们红尘作伴活得潇潇洒洒，策马奔腾共享珍珠奶茶。
Lets live in the world of mortals, Gallop horses to share pearl milk tea.
不能为你上九天揽月，但能为你下海底捞捞肉肉，大块的。
You can go up to the sky and look for the moon, but you can go down to the bottom of the sea and get meat, big pieces.
摘掉眼镜，就能瞬间给讨厌的人打码啦。
Take off your glasses, You can instantly code people you hate.
抛个硬币，如果黏在天花板上就不吃宵夜了。
Toss a coin. If it sticks to the ceiling, you won eat the midnight snack.
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