幽默提神的毒鸡汤句子 犀利讽刺 专治不服！

“公主病的成因没别的，不是丑就是穷。”

“那有钱又漂亮脾气却不好的呢。”

“那种本来就是公主，不叫病。”

"The cause of princesss disease is nothing else, either ugly or poor."

"The rich, the beautiful and the bad tempered."

"Its a princess. Its not a disease."

所谓的女汉子，只不过是因为长得丑而已，但凡有些爷们气质的漂亮姑娘，都被称为女王范。

The so-called woman is just because she looks ugly, but any beautiful girl with some masculine temperament is called queen fan.

将薪比薪的想了想，哎，算了，不想活了。

Think about the salary ratio, ah, forget it, don want to live.

你说你想谈恋爱，可是你上午要睡觉，下午要吃鸡，晚上要打排位，你拿什么恋爱啊，用你禁赛的15分钟吗？

You said you want to fall in love, but you want to sleep in the morning, afternoon to eat chicken, the evening want to play qualifying, you take what love ah, 15 minutes with you suspended?

上帝为你关上了一扇门之后，就去洗洗睡了。

God closes a door for you, go to wash your sleep.

你只需要看别人精彩，老天对你另有安排。

You only need to look at the others, god otherwise arranged for you.

“假如我又丑又穷又矮又笨，你还会爱我吗？”

神回复：“别他妈假如了，你本来就又丑又穷又矮又笨。”

"If I were ugly and poor and short and stupid, would you still love me?"

God replied: "don be a motherfucker. You are ugly, poor, short and stupid."

每次看到穷游日志的感受都是：那么穷，就别TM出去浪了。

Every time I see tips the feeling of the log is: so poor, don TM went out to sea.

“妈不是说你，你看你找那个对象，长得那么丑，话也说不明白，我要是和别人说这是我女婿我都觉得丢人。”

“他家有十几个亿。”

“当然了，人也没必要活得那么虚荣，为什么非要在意别人的看法呢？更何况爱情本来就是盲目的，妈支持你！”

"Mom is not talking about you. You see, you are looking for that object. You look so ugly. You can understand. If I tell others that this is my son-in-law, I would be ashamed."

"His family has more than a billion."

"Of course, people don have to live so vain. Why should we care about other peoples opinions? Whats more, love is blind. Mom supports you

以前跪着挣钱很少，于是我也模仿那些优秀的人，试着站起来，结果饭碗就丢了。

Kneeling before very little money, so I also imitate those good people, try to stand up, the job is lost.

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