每次想大开吃戒的时候，就这样安慰自己:美丑由命，胖瘦在天，天要我胖，听天由命!
Every time I want to start eating bans, I just comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are resigned to life, fat and thin are in the sky, God wants me to be fat, and it is resigned to fate!
我这么可爱你都意识不到，我想你可能是猪吧！
You don even realize that Im so cute, I think you might be a pig!
艺术家生活规律，每天晚上必须11点之前睡觉，少吃冷的和辣的。
The artist has a regular life. He must go to bed before 11 oclock every night and eat less cold and spicy food.
其实我不太懂喜欢，可我想走近你。
Actually I don know how to like it, but I want to approach you.
我有一个问题，如果一个女孩最近胖了，但是她很可爱很善良，那她今天晚上能吃火锅吗？
I have a question. If a girl has gained weight recently, but she is very cute and kind, can she eat hot pot tonight?
我家也没什么值钱的了，唯一能拿得出手的也就是我了。
There is nothing valuable in my family anymore, and the only one who can tell is me.
劝你们别惹我，我有小熊魔法棒。
I advise you not to mess with me, I have a little bear magic wand.
别看我平时对你总是漠不关心的样子，其实，我背地里说了你好多坏话。
Don look at the way I am always indifferent to you, in fact, I secretly said many bad things about you.
肚子饿了就打电话给我，我顺便吸一口面给你听。
Call me when you e hungry, and I will take a mouthful of my face to listen to you.
我本来是个敲可爱的女孩子、后来用力过猛把可爱敲没了，我就变成了沙雕。
I was a girl who knocked on the cuteness, but after I knocked the cuteness out too hard, I became a sand sculpture.
有人告诉我，这世上再也没有比爱情更复杂的东西了，我一本数学书甩他脸上。
Someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love in this world, and I slapped him with a math book.
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