1、若不是你突然闯进我生活，月底我至少还剩二百多。
If you didn break into my life suddenly, I would have at least 200 at the end of the month.
2、你家真穷，我说去你家玩，你说没门。
Your family is really poor. I said to go to your house to play. You said there is no door.
3、我是人见人爱的人，你可以叫我爱人。
Im a loved one. You can call me a lover.
4、你有一头小毛驴，你从来都不骑，因为你太重了。
You have a little donkey, you never ride because you are too heavy.
5、抛个硬币，如果摔碎了，今天就不吃晚饭了。
Toss a coin. If it breaks, we won have dinner today.
6、我还有八个多月就过生日了，现在吃个蛋糕不过分吧！
Im more than eight months away from my birthday. Now Ill have a cake first. Its not too much!
7、我小时候抓了一把沙子，家人以为我长大后会去搞建筑，结果我现在是一个沙雕。
When I was a child, I grabbed a handful of sand. My family thought that I would go to architecture when I grew up. As a result, I am now a sand sculpture.
8、我抓了朵玫瑰，以为会拥有真挚的爱情，没想到是天天还花呗。
I grabbed a rose and thought that I would have sincere love. I didn expect that I would pay back the Ant Credit Pay every day.
9、我知道岁月会磨平我的棱角，但也没想到是把我摁在地上摩擦。
I know that time will smooth my edges, but I didn expect it to rub me on the ground.
10、从今以后，我不会再喝酒了，如果再看到我喝酒，请帮我倒满。谢谢！
From now on, I will not drink any more. If you see me drinking again, please fill it up for me. thank you!
11、我发现我挺会哄男孩子睡觉的，只要我一给他们发消息，他们就会说我睡觉了。
I find that I can coax boys to sleep. As soon as I send them a message, they will say Im sleeping.
12、如果我一夜暴富，那么我一定没睡醒。
If I get rich overnight, I must not wake up.
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