用生命保证我今年一定能恋爱，但用谁的命我还没想好。
I will fall in love with my life this year, but I haven thought about whose life to use.
刚刚查了一下，757分，这么多年来的默默付出，终于有了回报，起早贪黑，废寝忘食，换来了如今的成绩。谢谢自己的努力，对了我查的是芝麻信用分，不知道你们是多少。
Just checked, 757 points, so many years of silent pay, finally have a return, get up early and late, forget to eat and sleep, in exchange for todays results. Thank you for your efforts, by the way, I check sesame credit score, I don know how much you are.
去医院检查，医生一边写一边问：喝酒不？ 我一脸懵逼试探性地问：今晚吗？
Go to the hospital for examination, the doctor wrote and asked: do you drink? My face tonight: do you want to ask?
哎哟！刚才有一道题不会做，我就向天空大喊把题目告诉了他，因为我觉得，毕竟人算不如天算啊！
Ouch! Just now I could not do a question, so I yelled to the sky and told him the question, because I think, after all, people are not as good as heaven!
有人说：你的眼睛里有星星，我说：那是隐形眼镜反光。
Someone said: you have stars in your eyes, I said: its contact lens reflection.
这个夏天我终究是与空调和西瓜离不开了，因为我白天修空调，晚上卖西瓜。
After all, this summer I cannot do without the air conditioner and watermelon, because I repair the air conditioner during the day and sell watermelons at night.
因天气太过炎热，本人一时冲动，买了6块钱的饮料，这让我原本不富裕的家庭雪上加霜，现将此饮料出售，原价6块现价2块。
Because the weather was too hot, I bought a drink for 6 yuan on impulse, which made my previously not rich family even worse. Now I sell this drink at the original price of 6 yuan and the current price of 2 yuan.
7斤4两，一切都好，谢谢大家。这是我最近一个月新增的体重。
7 catties 4 taels, everything is healthy. Thank you everyone, this is my new weight in the last month.
在超市，我悄悄地把手伸到条形扫描器上，只见屏幕显示猪蹄8元。我以为机器坏了，把脸凑过去看，屏幕显示猪头肉5元。
In the supermarket, I quietly put my hand on the bar scanner and saw that the pigs hoof was 8 yuan. I thought the machine was broken, so I put my face up and looked at it. The screen showed pork head 5 yuan.
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