1、我的眼里只有你，你的大脸让我看不到别人。
I only have you in my eyes. Your big face makes me blind to others.
2、你是无可取代的人，没有人和你丑得一模一样。
You are irreplaceable. No one is as ugly as you.
3、你是中国人，我是中国人，四舍五入你就是我的人。
You are Chinese, I am Chinese, round, you are my person.
4、你的小可爱还未上线，请用亲亲激活。
Your little cute is not online yet. Please activate it with kiss.
5、你上辈子是积了什么德，遇到我这么个宝贝。
What virtue did you accumulate in your last life? You met such a baby.
6、如果你不和我恋爱，你就永远到不了快乐星球。
If you don fall in love with me, you will never reach the happy planet.
7、在感情上，你总是走走停停，你是不是脚不利索啊！
Emotionally, you are always on and off. Are you not good at your feet!
8、去找一个能把你逗笑的人吧，我不行，我只能把你美哭。
Find someone who can make you laugh. I can . I can only make you cry.
9、你就委屈一下，栽在我手里呗！
You are wronged for a while, and planted in my hand!
10、小饼干是我的，小牛奶是我的，你也要是我的。
Biscuits are mine, milk is mine, and you are mine.
11、麻烦把手头的事放一放，得开始想我了。
Please put aside what you are doing. You must start to miss me.
12、我想有一天，你做饭，我捣蛋。
I think one day, you cook, I make trouble.
13、是福不是祸，是你老公躲不过。
Its a blessing or a curse. Its your husband who can hide.
14、我最近体重上升了，没有偷吃东西。只是偷偷把你放在心上。
Ive gained weight recently. I haven eaten. Just secretly put you in my heart.
15、我申请加入你的人生，希望同意一下。
Im applying to join your life. I hope you agree.
16、你可以帮我买一包盐吗？我感觉我们的关系变淡了。
Can you buy me a bag of salt? I feel like our relationship has faded.
17、请你表扬我，因为爱你这件事，我做的超级棒。
Please praise me, because I love you, I did a great job.
18、你在我心里的位置，连我自己都羡慕。
Your position in my heart, even I envy myself.
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