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关于摆地摊的搞笑金句 幽默接地气 句句乐翻天!

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关于摆地摊的搞笑金句 幽默接地气 句句乐翻天!

1、好想摆地摊,赚不赚钱不重要,主要是想听别人叫我老板。

I want to set up a stall. Its not important whether I earn money or not. I want to hear people call me boss.

2、十年打工一场空,摆摊三年变富翁。

Ten years of working is nothing, three years of stall become rich.

3、口罩错过了,头盔错过了,摆地摊不能再错过了。

I missed the mask, the helmet, and the stall.

4、摆摊搏一搏,单车变摩托。

Ill set up a stall and try my best. Bicycle becomes motorcycle.

5、推个小车不加油,月月收入不用愁,今晚摆摊到零点,明天上班可以免。

Push a car without refueling, monthly income need not worry, tonight stall to zero, tomorrow work can be free.

6、摆摊?我站在那里,别人就觉得我是脑瘫。

Stall? When I stand there, others think I am cerebral palsy.

7、我就把我自己摆在这儿,看谁愿意摊上我。

Ill put myself here to see who is willing to stand on me.

8、下课了,出来摆摊啦!5元一串,多买多送,走过路过,千万不要错过。

Class is over, come out and set up a stall! 5 yuan a string, buy more, send more, pass by, don miss.

9、摆地摊始于热爱,成于赚钱。

To set up a stall begins with love and ends with making money.

10、有一起摆地摊的吗?我带着你,你带着碗。你负责哭,我负责喊,我们一起当老板,走起。

Do you have a stall? I take you, you take the bowl. You e in charge of crying. Im in charge of shouting. Lets be the boss together. Get up.

11、工作不好找,地摊搞一搞,今年不管多难,日子有我就甜。

Its hard to find a job. No matter how difficult it is this year, Ill be happy if I have a job.

12、卖自己喜欢的东西,遇见眼光相似的你。

Sell what I like and meet you with similar vision.

13、你是喜欢水果摊,零食摊,小吃摊,还是喜欢我这个小脑瘫。

Do you like fruit stand, snack stand, snack stand or my little cerebral palsy.

14、摆摊车,小本生意,甜过初恋。

Stall car, small business, sweet first love.

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