1、垃圾食品一定要晚上偷偷吃，这个点脂肪都睡着了，不会被发现的。
Junk food must be eaten secretly at night. The fat is asleep and will not be found.
2、没有人理解你，你很委屈？数学你理解吗？它都不委屈。
No one understands you. Are you aggrieved? Do you understand mathematics? It is not aggrieved.
3、在我眼里，老师只有两种，一种贴在门上，一种贴在窗户上。
In my eyes, there are only two kinds of teachers, one is on the door and the other is on the window.
4、去驾校学车，学了一个月还是学不像。
I went to the driving school to learn the car, but I still didn learn it after a month.
5、一个个晒车，晒吃，晒男朋友，我晒什么？我晒得乌漆麻黑！
Showing off cars, eating and boyfriends one by one. What do I show off? Im tanned!
6、和对象一起干过最疯狂的事，就是二十多年从来没见过面。
The craziest thing Ive ever done with my boyfriend is that I haven seen him in more than 20 years.
7、如果我没猜错的话，看见这条朋友圈的人都睁着眼睛吧！
If Im not wrong, everyone who saw this wechat moment will open their eyes!
8、告诉你妈，我有房了，不是租的，是刚在王者峡谷开好的。
Tell your mother, I have a room, not for rent, just opened in Wangzhe canyon.
9、最烦别人问我考多少分？羞耻我的方法有很多种，你为什么偏偏选这种。
Whats the most annoying question for me? There are many ways to shame me. Why do you choose this way.
10、小时候的梦想是当超人，长大后真的实现了，现在每天在公司一个人干十个人的活。
When I was a child, my dream was to be a superman. When I grew up, it really came true. Now I work for ten people in the company every day.
11、热到汗如雨下，却没人请我吃冰淇淋，这冷漠的社会，这仇我先记下了。
Hot to sweat, but no one asked me to eat ice cream, this indifferent society, this hatred I wrote down first.
12、这世界本没有脏话，数学题做多了就有了。
There is no swearing in this world. If we do more math problems, we will have them.
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