1、高中数学没有出现小明了，我就知道那傻子考不上高中。
Xiaoming didn appear in high school mathematics. I knew that fool couldn go to high school.
2、你要是和别人玩够了，就回来，我一直在等你双排。
If youve had enough fun with other people, come back. Ive been waiting for you.
3、运动是一种享受，但我不爱运动，因为我不是那种贪图享受的人。
Sports is a kind of enjoyment, but I don like sports, because Im not the kind of person who is greedy for enjoyment.
4、知道在学校为什么感觉这么困吗？因为学校是梦开始的地方。
Do you know why you feel so sleepy at school? Because school is where dreams begin.
5、我是一个隐形的富豪，所以至今还没找到自己的钱。
Im an invisible rich man, so I haven found my own money yet.
6、如果我不见了，你们会找我吗？哪怕只是问一句，王一博的女朋友去哪了？
If Im gone, will you look for me? Even if its just a question, where is Wang Yibos girlfriend?
7、总有那么一个人，冲你一笑，就把你打败了，比如站在窗外的班主任。
There is always a person who laughs at you and defeats you, such as the head teacher standing outside the window.
8、不要总说国产的东西不好用，就比如说人民币，我就觉得很好用，我一只都在用。
Don always say that domestic products are not easy to use, for example, RMB, I think its very easy to use. I use all of them.
9、听说睡觉手机放枕头旁边有辐射，吓得我赶紧起来把枕头扔了，吓死我了。
Its said that theres radiation next to the pillow on the sleeping cell phone, which makes me get up and throw the pillow away, which scares me to death.
10、只要我的脸吃得够圆，就没有人能把我看扁。
As long as my face is round enough, no one can look down on me.
11、所有人都关心你冷不冷，饿不饿，只有我不一样，我不关心你。
Everyone cares whether you are cold or hungry. Only I am different. I don care about you.
12、今天天气预报有大雨，出门记得带沐浴露。
Todays weather forecast is heavy rain. Take shower gel when you go out.
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