清新脱俗的沙雕句子 瞬间被逗乐

一、我没有照片好看，起床样子也很丑，还超级爱生气，作精转世，细节怪物，可易烊千玺还是爱我，觉得我可爱，我能怎么办！

I don’t have any photos to look good, and I look ugly when I get up. I am also very angry, reincarnated as a fine, detailed monster, but Yi Yang Qianxi still loves me, think I am cute, what can I do!

二、誓是你们发的，雨是我们实在人淋的。

The oath is made by you, and we are really caught in the rain.

三、想开一家店叫”我心里”，这样就可以大大方方对你说”有空来我心里坐坐呗。”

I want to open a store called "My Heart", so that I can say to you openly, "Sit down in my heart when I have time."

四、真挚的友谊来自源源不断的问候，大家早上好，祝大家永远单身！

The sincere friendship comes from a steady stream of greetings, good morning everyone, and wish you all be single forever!

五、距离我在我家这边健身房办卡已经过去七个月了，我的身材一点都没有变化，或许我该亲自过去一趟，看看到底是哪里出了问题！

It has been seven months since I applied for a card at the gym here at my home. My figure hasn changed at all. Maybe I should go there in person to see what went wrong!

六、如果你觉得你能泡到我，大可以试试，我会让你知道什么叫心想事成！

If you think you can get me, you can try, I will let you know what you want to achieve!

七、我马上要谈恋爱了，和谁还不知道，我先替他高兴一下。

Im about to fall in love, and I don know who I am, I will be happy for him first.

八、你真的很好，是我见过最让我心动的人，傻乎乎的样子真的超级可爱，逼着自己给你写了藏头诗。

You are really good. You are the person I have ever seen that touches my heart the most. You are so silly that you are really super cute, forcing yourself to write a hidden poem for you.

九、做人要谦虚一点，多听听他人的意见，然后认真记下，对你有意见的都有谁。

Be humble, listen to the opinions of others, and then take a careful note of who has opinions about you.

十、医生：戴维你不用紧张，这个只是一次小手术。

病人：我不叫戴维。

医生：我知道，我叫戴维。

Doctor: Don worry, David. This is just a minor operation.

Patient: My name is not David.

Doctor: I know, my name is David.

十一、吃饭的时侯旁边的婴儿一直哭，搞得我很烦，我妈说都不容易，让我换位思考下。现在我坐在了婴儿车里 ，还是觉得有点烦。

The baby next to me kept crying during the meal, which made me very annoying. My mother said it was not easy. Let me think about it. Now I am sitting in the stroller and still feel a little annoying.

十二、他本是家族长子，在新婚前夜却发现未婚妻和兄弟在他的喜床上翻滚，他深夜买醉却撞上醉酒的她，他们一夜痴缠，她醒来后不见他的踪影，只见床头压着一张纸，上面写着几个小字：记得点赞关注！

He was the eldest son of the family, but on the eve of his wedding, he found his fiancée and brother rolling on his wedding bed. He was drunk late at night but ran into her who was drunk. They were obsessed with each other all night. After she woke up, he was nowhere to be seen, only the bedside pressure Holding a piece of paper with a few small words written on it: Remember to like and follow!

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