如果名字可以改变命运，那我必须叫钱多多。
If the name can change the fate, then I must call the money a lot.
请珍惜对你好的人，否则错过了，就不知道何时才能遇到另一个眼瞎的。
Please cherish the people who are good to you, otherwise you won know anything if you miss it. To meet another blind one.
脸大的人一般脾气都超好，因为翻脸真的很辛苦。
People with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really hard to turn their faces.
对自己好一点，能怪男朋友的就不要怪自己。
Be nice to yourself. If you can blame your boyfriend, don blame yourself.
如果你觉得不行的话，就到人行道上走走，这样你就成行人了。
If you don think so, take a walk on the sidewalk so that you can become a pedestrian.
以前想让一个人消失，很麻烦；现在想让一个人消失，只要问问他什么时候还钱就好了。
It used to be very troublesome to want a person to disappear. Now I want to let a person disappear. Just ask him when he will pay back the money.
有些事情无须抬杠，表面服输偷偷反抗。
Some things don have to be lifted, and the surface is defeated.
之前有个朋友跟我借钱去整容，整得特别成功，我再也认不出是谁跟我借的钱了。
I had a friend who borrowed money from me to go to plastic surgery. I can no longer recognize who borrowed money from me.
生活会让你苦上一阵子，等你适应以后，再让你苦上一辈子。
Life will make you suffer for a while, and then let you suffer for a while after you adapt Lifetime
平时骂你就算了，非要等我打你才知道我文武双全啊。
I usually forget about you, I have to wait for me to fight you to know that I am both civil and military!
道理我都懂，可是被人喊美女的时候，我还是忍不住回了头。
I understand the truth, but when I was called a beautiful woman, I still couldn help but look back.
高血压的我去献血，医生语重心长地对说：孩子请先照顾好自己，再去帮助别人。你的血压已经超过你的身高了。
I will donate blood in case of high blood pressure.The doctor said to me, please protect yourself firsr.The Chinese people don need your protection for the time being.
