1.同一个题，总得错个20遍以上，要不然绝对是猜对的！
The same problem, I will always be wrong more than 10 times, or if it is right, I must have guessed it!
2.从小到大，从来没有人跑过来和我对答案！
During my growing up, no one has ever come up to me to check the answer with me!
3.我一个人逛注定会迷路，某一段路只重复一次算好的了！
I am bound to get lost when wandering alone, it is a lucky thing if a certain part of the road only be repeated once!
4.记的单词没一会就忘了，真怀疑我的大脑一直漏气！
The word I remembered before will be forgotten in a short while, I really suspect my brain has always been leaking air!
5.我的脑细胞一见到数学题就会全体罢工抗议！
Every time my brain cells see a math problem, they all go on strike!
6.我从不算账，会把自己算晕，总觉得账越来越不对劲！
I never calculate account, because it will make me quite dizzy, always feel account is more and more complexed.
7.看着试卷发呆的事已陪了我无数年，而且还要持续下去！
Staring at the paper in a daze has accompanied me for countless years, it is estimated that it will continue!
8.打怪我在行，提分就衰了，别怪我技术不好，只怪大脑装备不好！
I am good at beating monsters,but bad at improving grades,Don blame my bad skills, only to blame that the equipment of the brain is not good!
9.感叹我人生中多少时间浪费在了重复读题上！
How much time I have wasted in my life to repeat reading questions!
10.千万别和我说潜台词，我是领悟不出的！
Don say subtext to me, I can get it!
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